Confessions from the David Galaxy Affair (1979)

I should have been an actor. Not a Shakespearean actor though. I've never

been very fond of the old bard. I mean it's a bit unbelievable isn't it? Fancy

writing stuff like "all the world's a stage". I mean if it is, where are all the

******** dressing rooms? Anne was fine though. You might say even full of

enthusiasm. I enjoyed it up to the point. You see I said to her, "no darling, you