She is Your Stepmom!!!

Alright, let me get this straight. You called my office earlier. You spoke with my assistant,

Boots. He's a little taken off by that name. Is he gay? Well, let's just say he has tendencies.

I think when he comes out, the closet door is going to go right off the hinges. Okay?

But anyway, he called and he said that you were interested in a personal training regimen

here at your house. Yeah. And so this is sort of an initial consultation. What exactly were